Post by serena on Jul 6, 2009 17:36:59 GMT -5
There are no raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses.
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
At the shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things.[/font]
"what happens if a car comes?"
"... we die."
• soul sibling "the question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do? "
• inseperable "guys, welcome to the party. if you're gonna have sex, please, do it in my parent's bedroom."
• partners in crime "besides, if you want to chase your dreams, sometimes you gotta break the rules, right?"
•best guy "it's your renaissance man. i'm at the store, there's too many enemy tampons. i'm bailing. "
•best girl "she dove into the fountain at ridgedale mall and was like, "blah i am a kracken from the sea!"
•close friend "silencio old man! look, i just drank my weight in sunny-d and i gotta go pronto! "
•average friend "one of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second."
• enemy turned "i doubt she gave you the stinkeye that's just how her face looks. that's just her face."
• party buddy "dude, you can't start a slow clap at any time and expect everyone to join in."
• aquaintance "liberty bell, if you put one more baco on that potato, i'm gonna kick your little monkey butt."
• name basis "i had to take on all of her responsibilities. cooking, cleaning, breast feeding mitch."
• friend of friend "who would've guessed that everyone in school was a professional dancer? "
• same clique "what do you think ferris is gonna do? he's gonna be a fry cook on venus!"
• other half "if you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend."
• confidant "yeah. um... i had an adrenaline rush. it's very common. you can google it. "
• on and off "stay out of the conversation and say things like: "damn," "shit," and "that is whack."
• practically family "don't think it's yours just cuz ya marked it with your urine! "[/font]
"so, it's not going to be easy."
"it's going to be really hard."
• one night stand "thanks a heap coyote ugly. this cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment."
• bad influence "it is his love, it is his passion. it is his fault he didn't lock the garage."
• good influence "after all, he was the walrus. i could be the walrus. i'd still have to bum rides off people."
• mixed feelings "i'm getting two weimaraners! whoa, dream big! oh, go fly a kite!"
• admiration "the sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads. they all adore him."
• room mate "i'm dying. you're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do."
• protective of name "the plus sign looked more like a division sign so i remain unconvinced."
• protective of you "ladies. god wouldn't have given you maracas if he didn't want you to shake 'em. "
• respected "wow your shorts are like especially gold today. my mom uses color safe bleach. go carol."
• childhood "that ain't no etch-a-sketch. this is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet. "
•the husband "cause you're, like, the coolest person i've ever met, and you don't even have to try."
• baby daddy "umm... it's paulie bleeker. paulie bleeker? i didn't think he had it in him. i know, right?"
• the baby "not a food baby all right? i've taken like three pregnancy tests, and i'm forshizz up the spout. "
• the sister "you wear too much eye makeup. my sister wears too much. people think she's a whore. "
• the brother "making money from guys oogling my goodies aww, i didn't need to hear that."
• the parent " because i'm about to take your antique ferrari to the inner-city to buy some hookers."
• the in-law "oh, mom. by that point i'll be so high i won't even know where the phone is. haha! thats my boy."
• the insert relation "wam, bam! what the fuck just happened?" [/font]
"now say you're a bird."[/i]
"if you're a bird, i'm a bird."
• the final "do you think our love, can take us away together? i think our love can do anything we want it to. "
• in love "a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, fleeting glimpse of eternity,in a flash they're gone."
• the current "i wanna go out with you! all right, all right. we'll go out"
• the someday "don't see you fighting so hard. don't see you running up to daddy telling him i'm your guy."
• fuck buddy "do you think i sleep with every guy who writes me a letter? no. i give them hand jobs."
• the physical "my boyfriend wears them every time we have intercourse, it makes his junk smell like pie."
• sexual tension "but why? he's so handsome, and rugged, and chiseled, and great."
• onesided crush "oh god! i can't believe you fell for that crap! that's from 'pretty in pink'! are you sure?"
• mutual crush "yeah and i mean zeus had tons of lays but i'm pretty sure juno was his only wife."
• good past "remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal? "
• bad past "aaron, it's just that... maybe you're not exactly "boyfriend material". buh-bye."
• chemistry past "you wrote me? yes... it wasn't over, it still isn't over "
• the flirt "just put your pickle on everybody's plate college boy and leave the hard stuff to me. "
• the fling "headache, fever, and a chill. i came to help restore your pluck, cause i'm the nurse who likes to..."
• the forbidden "we're better at it then you. you were having cheer-sex with him! "
• enemies with benefits "that's a line from "she's all that". i masturbate to that movie. do you mind?"
• friends with benefits "oh, my god, the bend and snap works every time!"
• kissing buddies "do what's a girl to do? he's a guy who followed his pecker to greener pastures."
• formercrush "well, it looks like i picked the wrong sister. don't worry baby, i went slummin' too. "
• high school sweethearts "it'll be just like high school, only better. dorm rooms. [/font]
"don't touch me! i hate you! i hate you!"
"okay, i'm going."
• the hardcore "how would you guys feel? big red has no feelings. just testicles."
• mutual dislike "this is just a fight we're having and tomorrow will be like it never happend right?"
• one sided "i'm a complete mess. i'd say you're one big fucking train wreck"
• the rivals "pardon my french, but you're an asshole! asshole!"
• friendly rivals "what's the plural for 'butt'? on one person, i mean"
• the jealous "cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded.
• backstabber "you mean anorexic, superficial, a bitch, a whore who lacks any real long-term goals?"
• former friends "she puts the "itch" in "bitch". she puts the "whore" in "horrible".
• indifference "can we just beat these buffy's down so I can go home? i'm on curfew girl. "
•by association "and if you skip enough, maybe your body will eat your ass!"
•love-hate "granted, she's a hippy albino. she could still be prom queen. "[/color][/font]
this plot and it's graphics were created by allycubed of CAUTION! and influenced by the loverly people at CAUTION! and several others. you steal it, i'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish. if you want to use it, please, just ask. there is no reason to post in code really but please use my code. and i swear, if you put "place me anywhere" or give me like three sentences to work with, i will hunt you down and fuck you up. that's not cool. also, if i say one-sided, please specify there. so anyway. if it has a number limit and i didn't post in your plot first and the limit is filled, then don't pick that one. if you feel like your character just has to be in that category, pm me about it. in my mind, there is a difference between fuck buddies and fwb. fuck buddies are people who would only associate to have sex and use each other like a perpetual one night stand. sex is all they have in common. then friends with benefits are just friends who hang out and relieve sexual tension on each other. got it? quotes from ten inch hero , bring it on , she's the man, not another teen movie, twilight, ferris bueller's day off, dirty dancing, juno, legally blonde and the notebook. there are other plot pages out there like this. i am quite aware however this one is by me completely. also, please make your history at least six to eight sentences or you will not be added. love ya bye. keep your pimp hand strong.
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