Torturing Slytherins (Analeigh)

[roxy]

Roxy had been sitting in the Gryffindor common room barely paying any attention to the time. She was just trying to relax, and ignore how itchy her left arm was beneath it's cast. She had finally gotten over the anger she felt over her momentary lack of judgement that had ended in her shattering both bones in her arm. It had been bad enough that the nurse told her it would take a week to heal.

She happened to glance at her watch and she realized that she had told her best friend Analeigh that she would meet her in the kitchens before dinner, and she had twenty minutes until dinner started. She jumped up off of the couch, and ran to her dorm. She grabbed her bag of tricks as she called it. She took off for the kitchens at a fast walk. She ended up making it only seven minutes.

The house elves where thrilled to see her. This was not the first time that she had used the kitchens for one of her pranks. The houselves had been waiting for her since one had over heard her telling Analeigh to meet her there. They had put out empty platters on the slytherin table for her special treats. She loaded one tray with her fathers newest creation diarrhea danish.

She also put some of the classics on other trays. Puking pastils, nosebleed nougat, ton tongue toffe, and blistering bon bons. It didn't take her very long to fill the trays, and after she was done she realized that Analeigh still hadn't shown up. She went to a small table where the elves had already set up her own personal feast. She smiled, and thanked the elves. She always enjoyed their company.

[ana]

but you don't fold, you don't fade - - - -
you got everything you need, especially me
- - - - - - - sister, you've got it all

Oh shit, she was late. Analeigh swore, as she hopped around the dormitory, pulling on one flat while she searched for it's missing twin. She probably looked like an bloody idiot, dancing around the room has she hurried to get dressed, but likely there were no other girls in the Hufflepuff dorm, so Ana was free to be as ridiculous as she wanted. Not that she was doing this on purpose. She had collapsed on her bed after her last class this day and inadvertently fallen asleep, waking up only a few minutes later to realize that she was beyond late for meeting her best friend, Roxy. Bending down to check under the neighboring bed to her Ana grinned triumphantly, "Aha!" She must have kicked it under there by accident. Jamming her remain foot into the shoe Analeigh snatched her wand off her bedside table, hurrying out of the room.

Out the common room and into the corridor Analeigh sent a silent thank you to which ever architect had built the Hufflepuff common room on the same level as the kitchens. Reaching the oh so familiar fruit portrait Ana gently ticked the fading green pear, stepping back as the passage swung open. Last time she had been here she had stubbed and bruised her toe badly, and Ana was mindful of the moving doorway. Stepping inside Ana followed the smell of wafting food down the short walk, glancing around the roomy, yet somehow cozy kitchen. House elves bustled around, a few noting her arrival and crowding around her, barely reaching her knees. Smiling at them Ana told them to wait just a moment as she looked around for her friend. Roxy was a few years younger then her, but the two had somehow hit it off, Analeigh living vicariously through her, all while trying, however vainly, to keep Roxanne from going too far with whatever practical joke she had tucked up her mischievous sleeves.

"Hey Rox," Ana called, spotting her friend at one of the few tables that littered the little space in the room. Folding her long body into a chair Analeigh looked over her friend's shoulder, spotting the platters laden with sweets, that were most definitely not tonight's dinner course. "Oh, Roxy, what are you doing?" Analeigh couldn't contain a smile though, as she recognized the 'treats' that appeared commonly in Roxanne's multiple pranks. She nearly felt bad for the house as she surveyed the mixture of things on the table.

THEWORDCOUNTIS four sixteen,
THETAGGEDONEIS roxy,
THEOUTFITSHOWS this,
THEMUSICPLAYS lean on me,
THERAMBLINGOF rawr,
THELYRICSGOTO Butterfly - Jason Mraz
THECREDITGOESTO ( J U D A S ) ON CAUTION

[roxy]

Roxy was pigging out on her own personal feast when she heard the portrait open itself. She knew exactly who was coming in, and did not need to look up. Her best friend was late which was funny. Normally it was Roxy who was late. Well the tables had to be turned at some point why not now. Roxy continued to dig in to the feast, and then the elves brought more food for her friend.

"Heya Annie. A little late aren't you." She said with a laugh as she motioned for her best friend to sit in the chair accross from her. She thought it was funny that her friend acted like she was surprised about Roxy's little treats. Like it was anything new. She should have known better than any one what it meant when the young gryffindor went to the kitchens.

She turned to give her a look as if to say are you kidding me. "Like I would be doing anything else. Oh that reminds me." She jumped up from her chair scooping up her bag. She pulled out a bunch of chocolate frogs, and put them on a platter. "These are brand new. Anyone who eats one will fall madly in love with goats." She smirked as she thought about the amusing scene that would ensue.